Horrible horrible horrible-ness! I have a mustache! I don't know what to do--apparantly, when you are on "The Pill," you can start to get a darker upper lip. There's nothing you can do about it--the hairs aren't making it darker, and even if you pluck all the hairs away, the skin in that area is still darker than the rest.
So I am now resolved to go buy make up for the first time. It has gotten to the point where I really can't stand looking in the mirror.
Aw, now I am all grown up, buying make up and growing a mustache.